Why are all of these crazy white people giving me a bad name?

Dammit I'm so tired of this whole vampire ****. Don't even get me started about that **** in Arizona. OMG, Obama is a Muslim! Shut the **** up, the man is half cracker, and even if he was a Haji, he is obviously not going around blowing **** up. Glenn Beck is gonna do a speech on the I have a dream speech day, in the same place! Who the **** does he think he is? Sarah Palin? I'd hit that, but how is she a ******* politician? I just got done watching Fox News, and all those anchors were closet gays. What's going on white people? We need to step it up a couple notches.