What the hell happened to me in my mothers belly?

Wow. Well, don't let your condition affect your self-confidence. There is a perfect job and a soul mate out there for everybody, so get out of the house and put some applications in. You can also try online dating and really get out of this genetic condition self loathing period. My husband was born with the umbilical cord around his neck, not breathing on his own. He had to have surgery to correct his hearing loss, and was delivered so forcefully that he's missing two patches of hair (symmetrically) on his scalp. The hair follicles died when the doctor utilized the forceps, and they will never grow back. You can get over this "slight hunchback" thing!